Danish pastries have become “American Pastries” after Trump turned a tray of baked goods into a naming ceremony. The first pastry was selected for inspection.
FILEDDanish pastries have become “American Pastries” after Trump turned a tray of baked goods into a naming…
FILEDDinner in Texas now comes with an extra question for diners under five feet two: would they like a window…
EYEWITNESSTOLEDO, OHIO — Marcus Feldstein, 36, was arrested and charged with grand theft after investigators say he…
FILEDWASHINGTON, D.C. — Australian shepherds received the proposed title American Shepherds With an Accent,…
FILEDEUGENE, OREGON — Dean Ralston and a friend approached a parked coach with a hose and a container, hoping to…
FILEDSAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA — Officials proposed special bar stools and car boosters for men under 5'8" so they…
FILEDEVANSVILLE, INDIANA — Wesley Calder, 42, requested a Bible before his final meal.
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FILEDAUSTIN, TEXAS — A city-council proposal would bar short men from driving without a child safety seat and…
FILEDBOISE, IDAHO — Brooke Hensley, 25, welcomed twins and later received a test result saying the babies had…
FILEDLANSING, MICHIGAN — A police notice described Owen Mercer, 41, as “armed and on the run.” Readers stopped…
EYEWITNESSEVANSVILLE, INDIANA — Madeline Bristow, 27, turned a cornfield into a makeshift content studio without asking…
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