Filed by The Dude on Saturday, May 16, 2026 — a satirical mugshots report from the newsdesk. [Parody]
WYOMING SONIC HORSE UPDATE: CHEYENNE WOMAN AND HER QUARTER HORSE "BISCUIT" OFFERED LIFETIME FREE SLUSHES AFTER DRIVE-THRU VIDEO GOES VIRAL
WYOMING SONIC HORSE UPDATE: CHEYENNE WOMAN AND HER QUARTER HORSE "BISCUIT" OFFERED LIFETIME FREE SLUSHES AFTER DRIVE-THRU VIDEO GOES VIRAL CHEYENNE, WY — Hadleigh Tanner and her 14-year-old quarter horse Biscuit, the duo cited Saturday for riding through a Sonic drive-thru and ordering 14 slushes, have reportedly been offered a lifetime supply of free slushes by the franchise owner of three Sonic locations across southern Wyoming after footage of the order reached 84 million views in 4 days. The offer was confirmed Wednesday morning by Sonic franchise owner Wade Halverson, who told reporters Biscuit was "the most well-behaved customer we've had all year." Per developments since the incident: - Tanner and Biscuit have been offered one free slush per day, in any size, for life - A reserved spot has been painted on the east side of the parking lot reading "BISCUIT PARKING" - A small water trough has been installed near the patio area - The 19-year-old assistant manager, Brayden Knoll, has been promoted to shift lead - The piece of beef jerky Tanner tipped him with has been laminated and pinned to the break room corkboard Biscuit has reportedly become an unofficial mascot of Cheyenne, with a local Western wear shop selling a $28 t-shirt featuring a cartoon horse holding a Cherry Limeade. The shirt sold out in 36 hours and has been reordered twice. Tanner's mugshot vest — a brown leather Carhartt piece over a blue plaid flannel — has been identified by Carhartt's social team, which retweeted the photo with the caption: "Built for the long ride." Sales of that vest reportedly spiked 28% nationwide. The Pickle Juice slush — initially listed as an off-menu request — has been added to the official menu at all three Halverson-owned Sonic locations and is now called "The Biscuit." Biscuit has reportedly gained 91,000 Instagram followers under the handle @BiscuitOnTheRange. His posts include slow-motion videos of him drinking water from to-go cups. Tanner's court date has been resolved with a $40 fine and a written warning. She paid the fine in cash. The receipt was tucked into Biscuit's saddle. #funny #comedy #satire #FORENTERTAINMENTONLY
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