Filed by The Dude on Sunday, May 17, 2026 — a satirical eyewitness report from the newsdesk. [Parody]
INFLUENCER ARRESTED AFTER SECRETLY CHARGING HER EX-HUSBAND'S APPLE PAY FOR 6 MONTHS
INFLUENCER ARRESTED AFTER SECRETLY CHARGING HER EX-HUSBAND'S APPLE PAY FOR 6 MONTHS A Sunset City influencer was allegedly arrested Thursday after charging her ex-husband's Apple Pay account for nearly $14,000 in personal expenses over a six-month period without his knowledge. Sienna Blake, 29, reportedly maintained access to her ex-husband Brandon's Apple Wallet following their divorce in October 2025, after his device remained linked to their shared family iCloud account. Brandon allegedly did not notice. "Brandon doesn't really check his statements," his sister Rachel said. "He once paid $400 for what he thought was a streaming bundle. It was a yacht." Over six months, Sienna allegedly used the linked account to charge content production expenses including ring lights, three different espresso machines, a portable green screen, $2,100 in fake plants, and a single Pilates reformer she had delivered to her apartment. She reportedly also charged 47 separate DoorDash orders, all delivered between 11 PM and 2 AM. The alleged scheme unraveled Tuesday when Brandon attempted to use Apple Pay at a gas station and was declined. "Brandon called Apple support," Officer Daniel Pruitt said. "Apple support asked him to verify a recent purchase. They asked him about a $680 charge at a place called 'Glow Babe Aesthetics.' He said he had never heard of it." Brandon allegedly reviewed his statements and discovered six months of charges he could not identify, including a recurring monthly subscription titled "Sienna Premium." Surveillance footage from a local boutique allegedly shows Sienna paying with Brandon's account while filming a "self-care haul" for her 184,000 Instagram followers. In the video, she reportedly told viewers, "Treat yourself, queens. You deserve it. I manifested this." Brandon was reportedly not consulted on the manifestation. When confronted by officers Thursday, Sienna allegedly told them, "Technically we never deleted each other from the family plan. That's a vibe, not theft." She was arrested on charges of identity theft, fraud, and unauthorized use of a financial instrument. #funny #comedy #satire #FORENTERTAINMENTONLY
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